|"C'mon Get Happy!"|
|Air date||Sunday, June 12, 2011|
|Story by||Cynthia True|
|Written by||Jessica Gao, Brendan Hay and Cynthia True|
|Storyboard by||Howie Perry|
|Directed by||Erik Wiese and Bill Wray|
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Bessie and Happy plan to celebrate the anniversary of becoming best friends. However, Bessie keeps nagging Happy to do stuff while Happy just wants to relax. So, Happy then goes to a doggy bar where he meets a girl dog named Roxxy. Meanwhile, Bessie is waiting for Happy to show up to the ceremony. Later that night, Happy and Roxxy come home to see Bessie angry because Happy missed the ceremony. After an argument, Happy leaves Bessie to the airport. Happy then runs into K.G. Bianca who used Roxxy to lore him into the plane. Meanwhile, Bessie is looking for a new best friend but still can't get over the fact that Happy is gone. Then, Bessie finds out that K.G. Bianca stole Happy. So, she rides on a duck and flies to the plane. Bessie then finds Happy tied up and opens the cockpit, sending K.G. Bianca to the ocean. Bessie and Happy make up and decide to have a quicky-Friendship Ceremony at Las Vegas.
Bessie: Anniversary! I can't believe we've been B.F.F. for 104 weeks, Haps. Let's celebrate with a round of shirley Ts.
Bessie: No, no, you're right. After all this is the...
Happy: Big one.
Both: Oh, I love it when we finish each other's sentences.
Bessie: Have one brain. I know. And that is precisely why we ought to have a...
Bessie: Exactly, a B.F.F. commitment ceremony, on top of fireworks, buffets...
Bessie: Yes, and cover bands.
(hard rock music)
Bessie: Okay, we got three hours. Team B.F.F., go!
Bessie: Okay, Haps, give me your guest list so I can send out these E-vites. Great; I'm gonna start building the trellis.
Bessie: Make your DJ set list. Could you frost these cupcakes? They should say B.F.F. in Miss Green, not sage, never sage. Thanks. Don't sack on the centerpiece. Starting writing your... Try this on. Haps? Haps! Haps?
Bessie: Oh, really? It doesn't look like work to me, 'cause it's not work!
Bessie: High score? You're not having a B.F.F. commitment ceremony with your high score. You're having one with me. Come on! Ahh. You look great. See you in an hour. Don't forget to pick up your boutonniere.
(cell phone ringing)
Bessie: He'll be here any minute. He likes to make an entrance.
Bessie: Keep playing.
Hippie: But that's the only song I know.
Bessie: Keep playing!
Bessie: Where...have...you...been? No-ho-ho! If you think you can just waltz home and things are gonna be--not fine--if you think we can just go back to being not B.F.F., No, barely B.F.--
Bessie: A new B.F.F.? Roxie? Oh, so that's who you are. Well, are you guys talking B.F.F.F.N., best friends forever for now, or B.F.F.A.E.A.E., best friends forever and ever and ever?
Bessie: A.E.A.E.? Mm-hmm.
Bessie: You're moving out? That's fine. I wanted to turn your bedroom into a sewing room anyway.
Bessie: Aahhh! Thank you all for coming to my B.F.F. audition.
(squawks) Thank you all for coming to my B.F.F. audition.
K.G. Bianca: Welcome to Shadow Organization Airlines, Happy...
K.G. Bianca: Or should I say agent stray? Once upon a time, you are top bite dog for me. Once upon another time, you and little taffy girl escape my...er, how you say clutches?
K.G. Bianca: But now... I write new ending. Chilled towel? You'll need it for when you faint.
Bessie: I bet Happy's having tons of fun with Roxie. Roxie. What kind of name is that? Not that I care.
K.G. Bianca: You thought you escaped me, Happy. But you should know no one ever escapes K.G. Bianca and her shadow organization.
K.G. Bianca: What did I do with Roxie? I think you mean agent lovecraft. She is quite good with the charm, hey? I knew you would not resist. Now we discuss your return to shadow organization. Ha-ha, I made joke. There is no discussion. I have old contract and welcome banner ready for you.
K.G. Bianca: Ha-ha. Relax, Happy. It is long flight to secret location, and your ticket is one way... and not refundable, because I bought it with miles.
Bessie: Thank you all for auditioning. Any one of you would make a wonderful B.F.F.
Bessie: I wish Happy had never--
Bessie: Happy? Is that--
Bessie: I think Happy needs--
K.G. Bianca: Quiet, you.
Bessie: Okay, let's see. He's stuck on a...
Bessie: K.G. Bianca.
K.G. Bianca: What I say about talking?
Bessie: I'm coming, Haps! Whoo!
Bessie: Which one? Uh... Aha! Bad guys never miss a chance to advertize. Thanks, bird. Keep the change.
K.G. Bianca: What? What are you looking at? We taunt you, but is like you don't even care.
Bessie: Give me back my B.F.F.!
K.G. Bianca: Little taffy girl. Always little taffy girl! Lovecraft!
K.G. Bianca: Hey, you know I'm trying to whistle. Come here.
Bessie: Get ready, 'cause I'm taking you to obedience school. No fair. That's cheating.
Bessie: True, you are a bad guy. Continue.
K.G. Bianca: Ah, yes. That's the bite dog I trained and tickled.
Bessie: Yeah! He's my B.F.F. now, lady.
K.G. Bianca: If I fall out of plane, you fall out of plane! Oh, pooper scooper. Whaaa!
Both: Look, I'm sorry about--
Bessie: Let's see if I can salvage our B.F.F. commitment ceremony. Hmm, if I call Hippie now, hopefully he'll still honor my deposit.
Bessie: A quickie B.F.F. ceremony in Vegas, the land of cover buffets and cover bands? Oh, Haps, I don't know if you can see from your side, but I just skywrote "Bessie and Happy B.F.F.A.E.A.E.," and it looks really great.
Final Apperances (in order)
- Bessie Higgenbottom
- Happy Higgenbottom
- Ben Higgenbottom (silent cameo)
- Penny Lefcowitz (silent cameo)
- The Hippie
- K.G. Bianca
- This was the last episode of Season 2.
- This was the last episode of The Mighty B!