Season 2, Episode 8a
Saturday, November 6, 2010
Erik Wiese and Eddie Trigueros
Happy puts up a new light bulb on the kitchen light. "Here", said Bessie and Happy. "Jinx! We said it at the same time", said Bessie, laughing. Happy sniffs. Bessie says Happy’s name. Happy barks angry, Bessie sticks out her tongue, and goes away, and Bessie laughs.
Bessie and Happy were watching something on the television. Bessie says, “I’m confused”, and then Happy barks angry and changes the channel on the television. Bessie says, “I’m confused” again, and Happy says, “SHHHHHHHHHHH!” Bessie says “I’m confused” again and Happy makes a grumpy face, and then he has a lightbulb above his head. Happy says “RINX!”, and then he zippers her mouth, and then Bessie and Happy are watching the ending of the episode on the television. When the episode is over, Happy turns off the television. Happy barks and laughs.
Bessie and Happy go back into the kitchen. Happy gets his pillow and taps it. Bessie gets angry. Happy clears his throat. Happy barks proud. Happy falls down, and then breaks down into pieces, and then Happy barks angry. Happy grabs his pillow out of Bessie arm and barks.
Bessie and Happy play a board game in Bessie’s room. Bessie says, “JINX!”. Happy opens the door and makes a naughty face with his tongue sticking out, then Happy leaves the room. Bessie says, “Your lucky”, and makes a funny face with her tongue sticking out.
Bessie and Happy go into the living room and Happy shows pictures on the flash cards to Bessie. Bessie says the words to each picture, and Happy throws the flash cards and he barks excitedly.
Bessie and Happy brush their teeth. Bessie says, “JINX!”.
Bessie calls someone on the phone while ironing the clothing. And Happy comes, and says, “RINX!”.
Bessie and Happy go to a place and see the board. They shout at all times.
Bessie and Happy go back home to the house and get the cans so they can play a game of cans. Bessie drinks, burps, and they say, “Excuse me.” Happy says “RINX!”, and he does a dancing when Bessie makes him dog food. Happy eats the dog food. Happy doesn’t like it so he gets it out of his mouth. He walks away.
Happy turns on the radio and listens to a song. Happy sings to the music. Then Bessie closed the window so she wants to be quiet. Happy keeps singing, and he goes to Dog Jail. Bessie gets a call from Happy with quiet words. Bessie screams silently.
Bessie comes to the Dog Jail to get Happy back. Happy gets on the bus, Hal holds Bessie by her shirt, and then he drinks all of the root beer, Happy belches out Bessie's name and then the bus breaks down. Bessie says, “Now give him back!”. Hal throws Happy at Bessie and then Bessie catches Happy and she hugs him. Happy barks excitedly. After Bessie said she almost lost Happy, he licks Bessie’s face. Bessie takes Happy for a walk on the bridge.
- This episode appeared on Amazon Instant Video as a full episode in April 2013
- This episode was released in the Autumn
- This was the last time that Happy licked Bessie's face
- This was the eighth episode of Season 2
Bessie: So I'm at a fancy restaurant, but everybody's eating newspapers, and I turn around and bigfoot is there, and he's with a date, and that date is a purple turkey. And then we all started laughing, and then I woke up.
Bessie: Jinx! We said it at the same time!
Bessie: Pinch, poke. You owe me a trademarked cola.
Bessie: Haps, you can't talk until I say your name. Don't you know the rules of Jinx?
Both: I don't want to play.
Bessie: Double jinx!
Bessie: Pinch, poke. You owe me another trademarked cola.
Happy: Oh, come on!
Both: Stop it.
Bessie: Ah, triple jinx. Too easy.
Bessie: Okay, okay. I'll say your name. Ha... Ah... Happy!
Lady on TV: I know it must be in here somewhere. If only this office weren't so shadowy.
Bessie: Wait, wait, wait. Is that her brother or the vampire? So who's getting married? Uh, I'm confused.
Bessie: But why would her own brother do that? The vampire's the one who gave her that ring. Ugh. I'm confused.
Bessie: I get that he's a figment of her fragmented psyche, but is this supposed to be a flashback? Ugh. I'm confused.
Bessie: Wait, the werewolf is the bad guy?
Both: I'm confused.
Lady on TV: Thank you for this garlic.
Son on TV: Your welcome.
Happy: No, no.
Bessie: Ha! I love the sound of my name being said unwillingly.
Happy: This is not over.
Bessie: Not if I jinx you first. Ha! Oh, no. Looks like I'm out of jump cards.
Bessie: Jinx! Ha. You're jinxed. What's that? I can't hear you. Oh, that's because I jinxed you. Why didn't you remind me? Oh, I forgot, because you're jinxed.
Bessie: Hey, watch it you're lucky... (blows raspberry) Doesn't count.
Bessie: Ooh. Are those Rorschach cards? I love psychological profiling. Yes. Test my emotional function. Gorilla. Spain. Anguish. Happy. Oh, gah!
Happy: I got you!
Bessie: You tricked me. I can't believe you would use pseudoscience for evil.
Both: Move over.
Bessie: Jinx. Aren't you glad I didn't say passion fruit?
Both: Get it?
Both: I hate postmodernism.
Bessie: (gasps) Jinx! Jinx.
Bessie: Jinx. Jinx.
Happy: Rinx. Rinx.
(both shouting at once)
Bessie: Hel-- Bonjour. Happ--Dog. Good Aft--Day. Hmm.
Happy: Your welcome.
Bessie: Oh, I know I'm welcome. But you're not gonna get me to say you-know-what just so you can say it too. Ha. It's like lightning up there.
Both: Excuse me.
(hums a triumphant tune)
Happy: Huh? Hmm?
(heaving and gagging)
(lively music playing)
Happy: No, no, no.
(cheerful guitar tune)
(music becomes louder)
(howling singing continues)
Hal: Hey-hey-hey. Three noise complaints minus one leash plus zero owner equals... Dog Jail.
(dogs howling and barking)
Hal: Hey. Fine. Take your one phone call, but make it quick. The muzzle stays.
Bessie (mouthing words): Hello?
Happy: Mmm-mmm. Mmm-mm-mmm.
(panicked, muffled scream)
(dial tone beeps)
Hal: Time's up.
(door booms shut)
(mechnical whirring and clanging)
Hal: Back off. If anyone's gonna eat bacon off the ground, it's me!
(electronic beeping, alarm bell ringing)
(footsteps, door creaking open)
Hal: Come on. You're getting out of here. We're overcrowded, so you're going to the state pound. (giggles) Bon Voyage-ee.
(rocket engines blasting)
(joyous music playing)
(warbling slow-motion tone)
Hal: Hey-hey-hey. That one's going to state. Pick another dog inside.
Bessie: (mouthing words)
Hal: Hmm. Nothing to say. That's what I thought. All right, load 'em up, hoss.
Bessie (mouthing words): I love you.
(rushing and bubbling sounds)
Happy (belches): Bessie!
Bessie: That's my dog. His name is Happy Walter Higgenbottom. I was momentarily rendered voiceless because of some unusual jinxing circumstances, but now I can tell you that Happy is my dog, and his registration number is 4829TB4A0 (inhales) Now give him back!
Hal: Fine, if you say so.
Bessie: Oh, Happy, I almost lost you boy.
Happy: I had it covered.
Bessie: Oh, yeah, right. You had a plan "B"?
Happy: I did.
Both: Did not. You needed me. Did not!
1. Which characters are not in the episode?
A. Ben, Hilary, Penny, Portia, Gwen, Millie and Mrs. Gibbons
B. Bessie and Happy
2. Which season of the year was this episode released?
3. Which year was this episode released?
4. Which day of the week was it released?
5. When does Happy lick Bessie's face?
A. after Bessie hugs Happy
B. before Bessie hugs Happy
C. after Bessie walks Happy on the bridge
D. it does not say
6. Which season number is the episode in?
A. Season 1
B. Season 2
D. it does not say
7. Which episode number is it?
A. Episode 8
B. Episode 20
C. Episode 17
D. Episode 10
8. Who is the writer of this episode?
A. Jessica Gao
B. Bill Wray
C. Dee Bradley Baker
D. Amy Poehler
9. Who are the directors of this episode?
A. Erik Wiese and Bill Wray
B. Erik Wiese and Eddie Trigueros
C. Pat Sajak
D. Alex Trebek
10. Who is the storyboard by?
A. Justin Nichols
B. Jerry Springer
C. Maury Povich
D. Denise Ross Davis
1. Ben, Hilary, Penny, Portia, Gwen, Millie, Mrs. Gibbons
5. after Bessie hugs Happy
6. Season 2
7. Episode 8
8. Jessica Gao
9. Erik Wiese and Eddie Trigueros
10. Justin Nichols